Welcome to the blog, and your first Intern story!

Welcome to the blog. You'll find it's all very simple to follow here. Looking for douchetasticness? Boy have you come to the right place! Sit back and enjoy this first entry. Trust me, I have enough stories for a million' of 'em. Ice cream and cookies are in the back. Help yourself.

::curtain rises::

~interns walk into copy room as I am sorting through mail~

~all is silent until I turn around~

~both interns have their hair mussed and styled with gel~

~TO LOOK LIKE EDWARD CULLEN~

Me: "WHAT. THE. EVER. LOVING. EFF. IS GOING ON."

Interns: "What do you mean?"

Me: ~points to hair~ "UH. OK. EDWARD CULLEN...CULLEN(S)".

Intern #1: "OH AWESOME YOU NOTICED!!!!"

Intern #2: "YES. IT'S TOTALLY WORKING DUDE."

Intern #1: "Omg. I will never doubt you again."

Me: ~waves hands frantically~ "YOU MEAN YOU GUYS WANT TO YOUR HAIR TO LOOK LIKE THAT?!?!?"

Intern #1: "Dude, okay, so you know how that movie is coming out Friday?"

Intern #2: "Yeah, so we figured if we make ourselves look like that asshat in those movies, we will totally get some tail this weekend."

Me:


~interns high five~

Intern #1: "Yeah, so we were kind of testing it out today and at Starbucks this morning, that hot chick we always see totally winked at us. It was awesome."

Intern#2: "We are gonna get SO much tail this weekend."

Me:

Interns: "What?"

Me: "I just...I."

Intern#1: "Dude, gimme five. Seriously. So much tail." ~extends hand in air~

Me:


Interns: