Wednesday, June 23, 2010

This is what happens when the computers don't work.

The computers are currently having a hissy fit. Something going on with the server in the midwest. Good times. Email isn't working, so all productive work has come to a standstill. Here's how the interns are handling it:

~clickety clackety at my desk~

~enjoying the silence of the late afternoon~

~UNTIL...~

Interns: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-YA!"

~jump out of my seat~

Me: "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?"

~interns are wearing the white undershirts they had on under their business shirts around their heads and face~

Intern #1: "WE ARE T-SHIRT NINJASSSSSSSSSSSSS HIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYA!"

Intern #2: "YOUR MONKEY FIGHTING IS STRONG. BUT OUR DRAGON FIGHTING IS STRONGER."

Me: "That's....great. Go away now."

Interns: ~run in circles within my cubicle~ ~take papers and things that are tacked onto the walls off~ ~quickly put them back with a flourish~ ~do really horrible versions of tai chi~

Me: ~bangs head on keyboard~

Interns: ~crawl out of cubicle all sneaky-like~

Intern #1: ~whispers~ "You've won."

Intern #2: "THIS TIME."

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