I'm sorry, why is this suddenly my problem?

Interns: ~running to a skidding stop into my cubicle~ "OMG GIVE US 75 CENTS QUICK!!!!!!"

Me:

Intern #1: "PLEASE!!!!!!!!"

Intern #2: "SERIOUSLY!!!!! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!!!!!!!"

Me:

Intern#1: "OKAY LOOK. THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE PACKAGE OF POPTARTS LEFT IN THE VENDING MACHINE, AND WE TRIED TO BUY IT, BUT IT GOT STUCK, RIGHT? SO WE PUT IN ANOTHER 75 CENTS AND IT ATE OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!!!!!"

Intern #2: "IT ATE OUR MONEY!!!! TWICE!!!"

Intern #1: "YEAH AND THAT JACKASS FROM ACCOUNTING IS IN THERE AND HE SAID HE'S GONNA BUY THE LAST ONE AND I KNOW THAT ASSHAT KNOWS WE WERE GONNA BUY THE LAST ONE AND WE JUST NEED 75 MORE CENTS SO THAT STUPID SWIRLY-COIL-THINGY TURNS ONE MORE TIME SO THE POPTARTS FALL!!!"

Intern#2: "YEAH SO THEY FALL!!!!!!!!"

Me:....









Intern #1: "ACK!!! NEVERMIND!!! YOU'RE USELESS!!!!!!!!!"

~interns run away again~

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