The interns are singing a song from Wicked, with a few changes.

~heard from the copy room~

Intern 1: "Something has changed within me..."

Intern 2: "Something don't feel right..."

Intern: 1: "I can't remember who I DID OR DIDN'T DO LAST NIIIIGHT!"

~chorus~

Interns together: "IT'S TIME TO TRYYYYYYYY DEFYYYYYYYYYYING VODKA SHOTS. I THINK I'LL TRYYYYYYY DEFYYYYYYYYING VODKA SHOTS... ~quietly~ because I'm too effed uuupp..."


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