Well. That's one way to make it work.

~interns in copy room~

~copy machine bangs and whirs~

~silent shudder~

~error message pops up~

Intern #1: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ERROR PWR'?!?!? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!!!!!"

Intern #2: "I SWEAR ONE DAY I'M GONNA TAKE THIS THING OUTSIDE AND SHOVE MY FIST UP IT'S @SS!!!!!!!!"

~interns slap copy machine~

~poke it~

~grunt at it~

~pretend to strangle it~

~Intern #1 violently pelvic thrusts towards it~

~copy machine whirs back to life~

~resets itself~

~Interns laugh hysterically~

Intern #2: "DUDE YOU BROUGHT IT BACK TO LIFE WITH YOUR JUNK!!!!!!!!!!"

~high five each other~

Me: "Or you bumped it so hard the plug straightened itself out and was connected properly again." ~shows interns back of machine~ ~wonky three prong plug slightly askew~ "Error 'PWR' means Power. The plug came undone in the back. Genius."

~interns ignore me and proceed to violently pelvic thrust towards fax machine~

Me: "You guys, the fax is working. It just needs more pape-...oh forget it."

~slams copy room door~